I will rise from the ashes.

Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of york.

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via the-krusty-crew)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via trombonification)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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"You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina."

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lovesexdevotion:


That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source : johto-jordan, via insertcreativetitle)

revenantxrhapsody:

Lets play the “Guess where I am in FFX” game.  yeah, i drew this and im really not ashamed that i wasted my time doing so, time well spent.

revenantxrhapsody:

Lets play the “Guess where I am in FFX” game.  

yeah, i drew this and im really not ashamed that i wasted my time doing so, time well spent.

(via mountgagazet)

basedpidgeot:

low maintenance friends are definitely the best friends to have

like we’re hanging out but just doing our own stuff with no clear plan? cool

not really speaking to each other in a while and not assuming we hate each other? cool 

not having to put effort in to maintain a good friendship? awesome

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